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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7862 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 132 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Votes: | 4830 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.