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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2945
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2713
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	805019
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Farms Harvested:	327	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	381176
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4539
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787