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BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Strike

aggression, Blaze, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, oil facility, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, Surveillance, Target, Tension, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S DRONES, IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND WATCH AS OUR PLAYERS SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! WE’RE TALKING A BLAZE SO BIG, EVEN RUSSIA WOULD BE IMPRESSED! COME ON AND JOIN THE CHAOS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

BlackSheepCraft

Authenticity, black sheep, BlackSheepCraft, Breaking Stereotypes, challenging authority, different, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, Individuality, Misfit, misunderstood, nonconformist, outcast, Outsider, rebel, scapegoat, societal norms, truth seeker, Unconventional, unique perspective

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mines Excavated:	2019	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where all the black sheep gather to plot their revenge on the white sheep who think they’re so great with their fancy wool and perfect lives. we have a secret underground sheep rebellion going on and only the coolest, edgiest players are invited to join.

our server is filled with hidden tunnels, secret bases, and even a disco party room where the sheep let loose and dance the night away. but beware, the white sheep are always trying to sabotage our fun, so you gotta stay on your toes and watch your back.

if you’re tired of being the outcast in your family, come join us and show them who’s boss. plus, we have the best snacks in all of minecraft – unlimited grass and hay for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most rebellious, sheep-tastic server around!

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝TODAY WE ARE GIVING DONATIONS ⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ /FREE Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, armor, Auctions, Beacons, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Emerald, Enchantments, Events, Fan, Fly, funtime, Grief, Griefing, Hardcore, Ip:, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Phantoms, pioneer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Store, Support, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, YouTuber

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	986
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

⚡⭐⚡ FUNTIMES.SU ⚡⭐⚡

Server of the famous YouTuber Pioneer

FunTime pioneer server (FanTime)

❤️ [Анархия]

>Hardcore mode because here

private via precious blocks

and you can blow up any region

the essence of the mode is complete griefing

⚡ [Наши фишки]

>Hard griefing

> Your own enchantments

> PVP new version

> Your own recipes

> Your own enchantments

> Emerald armor

> No PHANTOMS

> Own beacons

> Huge Store

> Player Auctions

> Best support

>Powerful anti-cheat

✌ Join us!

✌ Our IP is mr.funtimes.su

✌ Version 1.12.2 – 1.20.4

✌ VK vk.com/mc_funtime

mr.funtimes.su

Sovereign SMP Season 3: Where creepers and drama both blow up in your face!

Active players, bedrock, BLOW, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, face, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, java, Lgbtqia, Mature, Open, Play styles, Plugin list, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, season 3, Season start, smp, Sovereign, theft, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming, zero tolerance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Star Shards Collected:	90	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Sovereign SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Play Styles	All are welcome
Plugins	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! – Join us on Discord

FAQ

1. What is Sovereign SMP?

Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community.

2. Can I join if I am under 18?

Sorry, but the server is limited to players who are 18 years or older.

3. Can I use TNT duping and redstone tricks?

Yes, TNT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed on the server.

4. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply through Discord by joining our server using the invite link provided above.

5. Is griefing, theft, or harassment allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.

CraftyMe Minecraft Server

Awareness, Character, convince, CraftyMe, Evidence, Existence, existential crisis, fictional, fictional being, Identical Twins, Identity, identity crisis, Indisputable, lookalike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, Relate, SELF AWARENESS, self-aware, Server, SIMILAR, twin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

CowgirlCruelty Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, CowgirlCruelty, cruel behavior, Cultural differences, dating struggles, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, female behavior, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, male perspective, Minecraft, misunderstandings, psychological impact, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, western women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Votes:	4655	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Tired of dealing with cruel western women? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Our community of smart and chill guys will have your back as you build and survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest diamonds. So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our server!

BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	3754	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6566
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Farms Harvested:	978
New Chunks Explored:	766549	Holy Grails Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9463	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!