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SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5455	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	3409
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	2693	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	3739	Votes:	1443
Farms Harvested:	987	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4433
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	295
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	2719	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!