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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2907 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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