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Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

Alerts, Communication, creeper, Digital, discussions, forgetful, forgetfulness, FORGETTABLE, forgettable threads, forum, IMPROVEMENTS, Memory, nation, Notification, Notifications, Online Community, point, Posting, reminders, shit hole, Suggestions, Technology, Threads, Updates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

Mussolini’s Minecraft Madness

authoritarianism, Benito Mussolini, Dictatorship, fascism, fascism in Italy, fascist leader, Italian dictator, Italian history, madness, Minecraft, Mussolini, Mussolini legacy, Mussolini philosophy, Mussolini quotes, Mussolini regime, Mussolini speeches, Mussolinis, nationalism, political ideology, Propaganda, totalitarianism, world war II

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees of all Minecraft servers! Join us and experience the glory of building a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a pig wearing sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself what Mussolini really meant by all this madness!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crops Grown:	9636
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges. Build your own empire, conquer mighty dragons, and even ride unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so LEGENDARY that even the characters from Tekken 8 have decided to make a pit stop here! That’s right, you can challenge Heihachi Mishima to a build-off or take on Kazuya Mishima in a mining competition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this WILD world of Minecraft madness and let your imagination run WILD! Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Star Shards Collected:	259	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Votes:	4185

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	5485	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼