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PixelWifePicsNoPls

body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, culture, double standards, Ego, friendship, hobby, Marriage, PixelWifePicsNoPls, pole dancing, relationships, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, Support, toxic masculinity, validation, Women empowerment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

Block Break-Up

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	244
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5050	Mines Excavated:	2326
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	2316

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2295	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Enchantments Applied:	124	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8194	Star Shards Collected:	263
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!