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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Farms Harvested:	333
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	9198	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	167
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5410
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1282	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Animals Bred:	142	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6055	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.