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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2857 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
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