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CraftyThaksin’s Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchantments Applied:	203	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Crops Grown:	1661	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	174089	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!