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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 523 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!
