Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCensorMCServ

authoritarian regime, breaking law, Censorship, China, convictions, CraftyCensorMCServ, Democracy, foreign ministry, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Legal System, Media, News Outlet, political repression, press freedom, sedition, Stand News

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Black Market, Blood, Blood type O, DESPERATE, Desperation, dm me, Ethics, Exploitation, health crisis, illegal, KidneyCraft, kidneys, myanmar, organ donation, organ shortage, organ trade, organ trafficking, Poorest, POVERTY, Sell, social media, vulnerable

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	468024	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

Benefits, cold, common, common cold, cure, DURATION, Evidence, health, Illness, immune system, natural remedies, remedies, respiratory, review, side effects, Supplements, Symptoms, Treatment, wellness, Zinc, zinc benefits, zinc side effects, zinc supplements, ZincCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9678
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, quilting, Roll Thread, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing machine, sewing project, sewing supplies, spool, Stitch, textile art, thread spool, ThreadCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

adult chat, BDSM, Crafty, danimaru, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, fantasy sharing, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, mutual masturbation, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, voyeurism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

acceptance, acceptance of self, children, Communication, compassion, confusion, Conversation, education, family, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Hair cut, Identity, Kidfriendly, lessons, LGBTQ, love, parenting, Self-expression, Support, Tomboy, TransCraft, Transgender, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	636	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	4211	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Creative, Griefing, Ip:, loonies, Lunar, MAINTAIN, Map, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival rewards, update, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
New Chunks Explored:	979432	Dragon Eggs Found:	6384
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

Server Information:

IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: How often does the server get updated?

A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

Banhammered Minecraft Server

4chan, Backlash, Banhammered, banned, Brazil, BTFO, BUCKBREAKING, controversy, cultural clash, discrimination, favela, Indians, internet, marginalized communities, Minecraft, monkeys, Online Community, racism, Server, social media, south america, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6363
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	1837	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

Entertainment, fishing hook, Gesture, GIF, HookedOnMinecraftSMP, iconic, internet culture, moment, Popular, professional wrestler, punk, reeling in, Request, social media, sports, taunt, trending, viral, webm, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2746	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Enchantments Applied:	94	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Crops Grown:	9396

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	510180	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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