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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2189 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4814 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 149 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
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