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WarZoneCraft

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Islamic extremism, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, Terrorism, Truce, violence, War, WarzoneCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

so like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, not this one! this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent for the creepers, trying to take over the world one block at a time. it’s up to you and your squad to stop them and save the day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and lava pits.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ScoopCraftIceCream

Carton, dessert, Dining, dishware, Durable, eating utensils, firm, frozen treat, heavy duty, ice cream, indulgence, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, long handle, Metal spoons, scoop, ScoopCraftIceCream, silverware, solid, stainless steel, Utensil

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where metal spoons turn into ice cream scoopers! imagine the chaos as you try to mine with a spoon only to have it turn into a delicious treat! it’s a wild ride of confusion and dessert cravings. plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

ThriveCraft

Economy, Survival, Survival server SMP Wilderness Player-driven economy Adventure Trading PVP Building Exploration Community Mining Crafting Redstone Enchanting Farming Quests Dungeons Modpack Creative Roleplay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Votes:	898
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Embark on a thrilling survival adventure in our SMP server, where you’ll brave the wilderness, build shelters, and trade for resources in a bustling player-driven economy!

216.245.176.205

ShogunMC (BRAND NEW MAP!)

BRAND NEW MAP, Crates, Discord, donator ranks, Economy, Free Ranks, great community, great staff, MCMMO, new map, Quests, ShogunMC, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	7702

BRAND NEW MAP!ShogunMCfree ranksdonator ranksNew mapmcmmoeconomysurvivalquestsdiscordcratesgreat staffgreat community

Come join our great community, we just had a map reset and are ready for new players!

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””RussianCraft Server””

counter offensive, hohols, hohols counter offensive, hohols lost, hohols lost counter offensive, NAFO, nafo hohols, nafo seethe threads, russia, Russia counter offensive, Russia hohols, Russia nafo, Russia seethe threads, Russia winning, RussianCraft, seethe threads, seethe threads hohols, Server, winning, winning nafo, winning seethe threads

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and witness the epic battles of the nafo seethe threads as they clash with the hohols in a never-ending war for dominance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a dragon busting out the worm on the dance floor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there!

Erdtree’s Shadow Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Beat It, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Erdtrees, FANTASY, game challenges, game completion, game critique, game design, game difficulty, game enjoyment, game frustration, Game Mechanics, game satisfaction, Gaming Community, Minecraft, mixed feelings, player opinions, RPG, Server, Shadow, Shadow of the Erdtree, video game review

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	141	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with boring bosses that just suck the fun out of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the bosses are so outrageous, they’ll have you questioning your sanity. From giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes to evil llamas that can summon tornadoes, our bosses will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

WeddingWarp Minecraft Server

accusations, babysitter, best man, bridal party, caught in the middle, child-free, children, concerns, dictate, Distance, drive separately, family, hour, hour and a half, leaving early, Minecraft, Overnight, reception, Server, solution, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWarp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being caught between family drama and wedding obligations? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual escape from real-life bridezilla moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, just like this poor husband caught between a rock and a hard place. Will you make it to the reception on time? Will you be able to leave early without causing a scene? The drama unfolds in our virtual world!

With child-free zones and crazy wedding rules, our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs a babysitter when you can just log on and play Minecraft all night?

So come on, join us and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitters along the way!

BailCraft: No Co-signing Required!

addict, addiction, Bail, BailCraft, bondsman, Boundaries, consequences, cosign, cosigning, Decision making, Drugs, family, family gatherings, felony charges, fentanyl, financial issues, Guilt, parole, Prison, required, Respect, Sobriety, squatting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!

Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.

Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!

BlockyTruthsMC

acceptance, BlockyTruthsMC, coping with sadness, depression, Despair, emotional, existentialism, Grief, HEARTBREAK, introspection, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mortality, Pain, Philosophical, Reality, Sadness, Suffering, Truth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this bacony treasure?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). See you on the other side, adventurer!

BulletTimeCraft

acceleration, ammunition, ballistics, brief, bullet, BulletTimeCraft, Distance, Firearm, force, gun, Impact, PHYSICS., Projectile, Shot, SPEED, Time, Trajectory, travel, TWICE.., Velocity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, ONCE U JOIN, U GONNA BE SHOT BY A BULLET THAT TRAVELS AT 1MPH FOR A HOT SECOND. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U SURVIVE DAT, U GONNA BE SHOT AGAIN, BUT DIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE TWICE AS FAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, TWICE AS FAST! SO IF U WANNA TEST UR LUCK AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE BULLETS, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! HURRY, BEFORE U MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!