Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	224
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

SkyWorld

Adventure, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24

SkyWorld is a Skyblock Only Server.

With our project, we aim to create an exceptional environment for users to explore the skies alone, in a group or with a large guild. From exciting quests, guild wars and trading opportunities, expect many small features that significantly improve the quality of life on our server!

We are Community-Based and want to evolve together with our players. We keep a huge distance to p2w mechanics and try to maintain our economy as best as possible.

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BgNetwork

Bedwars, BgNetwork, Headsteal, KitPvP, Minecraft, PvP, The Bridge, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	1

This Is A All Rounder Cracked Minecraft Server

Bedwars The Bridge Headsteal KitPVP

Thank You For Joining! 😀

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ZynnCraft_1.20.6 – Where the only thing that’s paid to win is my pet chicken in Factions!

Ability Items, barter, chicken, Community, Currency, Discord, Experience, Faction, Factions, gameplay, Loot, Minecraft, paid, pet, Plugin, Server, strategy, teamwork, Tnt, Trade, Vanilla, WIN, world border, ZynnCraft_1.20.6

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Farms Harvested:	428	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

ZynnCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/openx-com/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server! 1.20.6

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25564

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

🌟 Server Overview 🌟

Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

🔑 Key Features

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.
💰 No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this a pay-to-win server?	No, ZynnCraft is a Non-Pay-to-Win server.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	ZynnCraft supports Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Bedrock players.
Are TNT explosions enabled on the server?	No, TNT explosions are disabled to promote a more constructive environment.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, the world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks.
Does the server have a currency system?	No, ZynnCraft does not have a currency system. Players can barter, trade, and loot for success.

TuralCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, Curiosity, Destination, discovery, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Explore, immersive experience, Journey, Minecraft, new experiences, Off the beaten path, Ready, Server, travel, travel bug, Tural, TuralCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32297	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of Tural? Our Minecraft server is like no other, filled with mystical creatures, hidden treasures, and epic quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling off cliffs, let’s be real).

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese (because why not?). Trust us, Tural is the place to be if you’re looking for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, CraftyFooty, Diversity, football, Future, Global influence, International, Minecraft, national team, Potential, Prospects, Recruitment, Scouting, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, talent, talent pool, Training, USMNT, youth development

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with kids from countries where football (or soccer for you Americans) is the number one sport! These kids are so talented, they’ll be filling up the USMNT for generations to come. Join our server and witness epic battles on the virtual pitch as these future soccer stars show off their skills in between building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs diamonds when you have the next Messi or Ronaldo on your team? Join now and be a part of the soccer revolution in Minecraft!

SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

Apology, bathroom habits, communication problems, condescension, criticism, Edition, Empathy, Frustration, good intentions, Gratitude, interrupting, lack of appreciation, listening skills, marital conflicts, misunderstandings, morning routines, negative responses, relationship issues, sensitivity, smoothie making, SmoothieCraft, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2997	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Brighten your day, cheerful, Contentment, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, Minecraft, mood booster, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Meteorites Collected:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you with their angelic voices. And not just any chickens, these chickens are wearing tiny top hats and monocles, strutting around like they own the place. Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by the fanciest chickens in all of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

CraftyCrafterz

Business, consumer protection, Corruption, CraftyCrafterz, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fine print, fraud, hidden fees, Manipulation, questionable tactics, scam, shady dealings, Trickery, Unethical, unethical behavior, unfair practices, white collar crime

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7650	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures in our virtual world – we promise it’s not a scam, just regular business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Fluffy Bunny Dragon. Legend has it that whoever defeats this fluffy beast will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime (and maybe even a few questionable business transactions along the way)!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Serum, Shenanigans

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	2769	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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