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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 552 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!