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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2632
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5329	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	87899

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1773	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	3892	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	6404

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!