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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7933 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3417 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.
Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?