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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 324 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!