Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

barcelona, blocks, champions league, Competition, CURSE, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, ending, Finale, football, la liga, lucky purple patch, major titles, MARK, Minecraft, prediction, realization, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Sunday, Unlucky

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build blocks, we create insane stories and wild adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the Male on Futa Edition where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Our guides will have you navigating the virtual world like a pro in no time, and our Controlnet will keep you connected to all the latest shenanigans.

But that’s not all! With animations that will make you question reality, block merging that will blow your mind, and characters and celebs that you never knew you needed in Minecraft, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

TheCrowSMP – ClipCraft Chronicles

90s, action, Brandon Lee, Chronicles, ClipCraft, comic book adaptation, cult classic, Dark, death, Eric Draven, film, first clip, GOTH, Gothic, iconic, Movie, resurrection, Revenge, Supernatural, The Crow, TheCrowSMP, Thriller, tragic

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Join us on epic quests to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course where the obstacles are constantly changing and the prize at the end is a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

FlavorCraft SMP: Taste My Rainbow!

Color palette, colorful flavors, colors, creativity, favorite color, flavor profiles, FlavorCraft, Flavors, food for thought, Fun, imagination, personal preference, RAINBOW, sensory experience, sensory exploration, sensory perception, sensory synesthesia, smp, synesthesia, Taste, taste buds, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3014	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the colors are as delicious as candy! Join us for a taste bud-tickling adventure where your favorite color isn’t just a hue, it’s a whole flavor experience!

Imagine a world where the grass is minty fresh, the sky tastes like blue raspberry, and the lava is spicy sriracha! Dive into our server and explore a rainbow of flavors that will leave your taste buds tingling with excitement.

But beware, not all colors are as sweet as they seem. The purple blocks may taste like grape soda, but watch out for the pink ones – they’re cotton candy flavored, but they’ll give you a sugar rush like no other!

So come on, join us on this wild and zany Minecraft SMP where the colors are tasty and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might just discover that your favorite color tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon!

PixelatedPotionMixer

bizarre job, bizarre profession, curious job, eccentric job, odd career, odd job, offbeat job, one-of-a-kind job, out of the ordinary job, outlandish work, peculiar job, peculiar occupation, PixelatedPotionMixer, quirky job, strange job, unconventional job, unique employment, unusual job, unusual occupation, weird job, weird profession

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and become a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, you heard us correctly. We have a whole team dedicated to taming and riding unicorns around our magical world. And don’t worry, we provide unicorn-proof armor and helmets for your safety.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, that might be regrettable).

GazaGoneWild – No More War!

Call, Ceasefire, Conflict, Criticize, Diplomacy, End.., gaza, GazaGoneWild, harris, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Officials, peace talks, Politics, united states, vice president, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play sum minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur makin a difference in the world? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy builds and epic battles but also we support peace in da real world!

join our server and help us end da war in Gaza by playin minecraft! u can build ur own peace treaties and negotiate with other players to stop da fighting! it’s like diplomacy, but with creepers!

plus, we got free diamond armor for anyone who helps spread da message of peace on other servers! so come on, join us and make a difference while havin a blast in minecraft! peace out, gamers!

DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition

circumcision, comic book, comic book characters, Deadpool, DeadpoolCraft, Edition, fictional characters, Foreskin, funny, healing factor, humor, Marvel, Meta, Mutant, mutant powers, Regeneration, satire, snip, SuperHero, Unconventional, unconventional humor, unconventional superheroes, wolverine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9254	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?

PixelatedDiscrimination

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1749	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and, like, there’s these human decision makers who can, like, override the predictions of the AI, bro. but get this, they might mess things up and make the AI all discriminatory and stuff. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of unpredictability, man. join this server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, dude. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosto Vanilla

BUILD, Community, Explore, Fixes, Friendly, Game, Join, latest features, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Mods, mojang, Play, Pure, Server, spirit, Survival, update, Vanilla, worlds

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	2937	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6175
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server! We always update to the latest version of the game so you can enjoy the latest features and fixes from Mojang. Feel the true spirit of Minecraft without any mods, just a pure game and nothing extra. Join us, explore worlds, build your masterpieces and play together with a friendly community!

136.243.178.218:25509

Akoot&Co: The Semi-Vanilla Server Where We Promise Not to Break Your Builds Too Often

Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, Beta, Break, Brewery, Builds, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Features, grief-free, History, Keepinventory, Lag-free, Lore, Nations, Player bases, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Text Formatting, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Potions Brewed:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	765271	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1


Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.
In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.

In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

Features

Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)

World Map (dynmap)

Bedrock support (Geyser)

Unlimited Homes

No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)

KeepInventory (Optional per player!)

Timed Ranks/Custom Titles

Text Formatting (+Gradients!)

Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes on the server?

Yes, you can set and have unlimited homes for your convenience.

Do you support Bedrock players?

Yes, we support Bedrock players through Geyser.

Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for a seamless experience.

Do you have timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we offer timed ranks and the ability to set custom titles for players.

Do you offer text formatting options?

Yes, we provide text formatting options including gradients for a unique touch.

PubesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	841
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server has the best pubes in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, epic pubes.

Our server is home to the legendary Pubic Palace, where players can gather to admire and discuss the finest pubes in all of Minecraft. From bushy jungles to sleek designs, our pubes are truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the Pubic Palace is a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate pubic prize?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most pubetastic adventure of your Minecraft career. Trust us, once you see our pubes, you’ll never want to leave!

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