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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4011 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 993 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3457 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No guilt trips allowed – unless it’s from a zombie trying to eat your brains. 2. Build your dream world without worrying about forgetting important dates or upsetting your virtual wife. 3. Our server is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would cancel her trip to play with us. 4. Prioritize your job in real life, but prioritize fun and relaxation on our server. 5. Who needs a promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom?
So come on over and join us for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!