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LucahjinCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventures of Lucahjin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5090

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas starts chasing you! Or how about the time when a player built a rollercoaster that launched you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best SMP you’ll ever join!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a mysterious VTuber who is actually a time-traveling wizard in disguise. Rumor has it that they can summon lightning storms at will and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyFactorySecrets

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our top-secret industrial-themed server where you can discover the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing chickens and a rainbow unicorn)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic roller coaster in all of Minecraft, complete with loops, twists, and a surprise drop into a pit of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn)!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant mutant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Defeat it and claim the ultimate prize – a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our industrial secret server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2056
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	9643
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Emeralds Found:	2816	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	4039
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1222	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!