| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5670 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7850 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 98 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4737 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6165 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 149 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2949 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5508 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9298 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2690 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 875 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 95 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 128 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
