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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5486 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
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