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Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	741
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3147
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Star Shards Collected:	268
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

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Dux Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1