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Love Gym Minecraft Server

#workout, DATING, Exercise, finding love, FITNESS, fitness community, fitness dating, gym, gym buddies, gym culture, gym love, gym relationships, gym romance, health, healthy relationships, love, love in the gym, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, workout partners

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find love in the gym! That’s right, our virtual gym is the perfect place to work on your gains and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a protein shake? Join now and see if you can squat your way into someone’s heart!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

Aufklarer reconnaissance units, battlefield, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Convicts, Defensive, defensive operation, Examination, Feldgendarmerie, Fight, Germans, Military, Minecraft, mixed force, Operation, regular infantry, smp, strategy, success, Tactics, turkey shoot, Victory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

🎨ReallyWorld🎨 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Active, building, Clans, Community, Creative, Custom, Dupe, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Admin, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Players, Prison, PvP, reallyworld, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

The owner of the ReallyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

advice, Attack, Caution, cover, Defense, defense mechanism, guard, Instruction, Miko, Mikos, Minecraft, Prohibition, Protection, reminder, Safety, self defense, self protection, self-preservation, Server, shield, shielded, shielded from harm, Warning, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchantments Applied:	151	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation

ACO, ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, b.., c#, Catbox galleries, d.., ddg, DEGEN, E!, EDG, Editors, Fapping, G.., generation, gooners, Horny Genie, image, Image Generation, kdg, ldg, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, SDG, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Trash, u.., udg, Uploads, VT, vtai

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1437	Magic Items Found:	8735
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2713	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have a special Horny Genie Edition for all you naughty players out there! Join us for a fapping-focused adventure like no other, where you can plap to AI perfection with our advanced AI technology.

Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – all coming together for some wild and crazy fun. No limits here, just make sure to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Join our server and dive into a world of AI slop like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical genie who grants your wildest wishes (wink wink).

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our Minecraft SMP server and let the insanity begin. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you in our Horny Genie Edition world!

Crafty Canine Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bioware, canine, Character customization, Commander Shepard, Crafty, Default Appearance, Earthborn, Gaming, Gaming Community, MaleShep, mass effect, Minecraft, Roleplaying, RPG, Sci Fi, Server, shepard, Soldier, space opera, Third-person Shooter, video games, war hero

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6306	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Votes:	1135

Are you ready to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure? Join our server and create your own character with a default appearance that will make all the other players jealous. Choose from being a MaleShep, Earthborn, War Hero, or Soldier – each with their own unique abilities and skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in your own Minecraft story. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Dragon slayer!

Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

american history, civil war, control, controversial, Crafty, Dixie, election, election results, Government, History, INAUGURATION, Jews, Minecraft, Political Support, Politics, power shift, Presidency, Server, significant event, southern powers, southern president, southern vote, transition of power, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

30 year old, alts, Amerimutt, bank account, Bitcoin, boomer, cryptocurrency, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, House, Investments, Minecraft, player, real estate, rentoid, retiré, Retirement, retirement account, retirement planning, savings, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

#Penance, AK x Sanrio Collab, akg, Almond, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Ashlock, aurora, BlockyCraft, Cantabile, database, Ebenholz, Erato, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Fartooth, Firewhahistle, Gladiia, Global, gnosis, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Harmonie, Icefield Messenger, jp, Kjera, KR, LEE, Lessing, Lone Trail, Lucilla, Lunacub, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, puzzle, Qanipalaat, RAY, Resources, Rosesalt, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic, tecno, tequila, Thorns The Lodestar, Tsukinogi, typhon, U-Official, Ulpianus, underflow, Viviana, Website, Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wolves to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got exclusive skins like “Silence The Paradigmatic” and “Exodus From The Pale Sea” that will make your friends green with envy. Plus, our upcoming AK x Sanrio Collab event will have you squealing with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper ambush). Join now and become the master of your own pixelated universe!