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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Star Shards Collected:	281	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

Ability, Assessment, blocky, capability, Ceiling, Development, Evaluation, Future, growth, Improvement, Limit, lol, long term, McBlockface, Minecraft, outlook, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, Server, skill, Skys, talent, talent evaluation, Ultimate, upside

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks dance and the mobs wear party hats!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT. Build your dream castle on a floating island that rains diamonds every hour. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco where creepers breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from his eyes. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding chickens…they’re always up to no good.

Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

“Youth, advice, Communication, empowerment, Experience, growth, hindsight, Intimacy, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, regrets, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Sexuality, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Bimmalord Server

Bimmalord Server, Chest Shop, Crates, Custom Enchants, Daily Rewards, Economy, Items, Join, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, NL, Players, Rewards, Server, Server Shop, Spawners, Survival, Trading

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

play.bimmalord.nl:25755

Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	774
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	7259
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	3165
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

athlete, athleticism, Championship, Competition, dart player, dartcraft, darts, Dedication, Focus, Game, hand-eye coordination, player, Practice, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, projectiles, question.., skill, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, Tournament, Training

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	153
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Votes:	780
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	383
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5097	Enchantments Applied:	130
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!