LOZADA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2497	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	8628
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	8424
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	592
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Potions Brewed:	87	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	7786	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Void Gems Collected:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	3839	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!