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HookedOnMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	206196
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ores Mined:	9442
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	156
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Dead, extremist group, fighters, injured, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Raid, terror group, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, U.S. soldiers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	53	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9521	Farms Harvested:	349
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	7220
Magic Items Found:	1300	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult language, arousal, bounce, BounceCraft, EXCITEMENT, excitement overload, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, explicit material, HOLY SHIT MY DICK, INTENSE, intense pleasure, Minecraft, NSFW, Server, sexual, sexual innuendo, that fucking bounce, wild ride

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

activities, aita, anxiety, birthday celebration, emotional bullying, Enjoy, fast walker, International trip, LEAVING, mean, Nuisance, passive aggression, power struggle, Respect, SisStrandedCraft, sister, solo trip, travel, Twins, Walking

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Crops Grown:	3943	Magic Items Found:	3422
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyMythBusters

casual beliefs, common deceptions, common falsehoods, common myths, common untruths, CraftyMythBusters, cultural lies, cultural myths, false beliefs, falsehoods, massive lie, misconceptions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, societal lies, societal misconceptions, Urban Legends, widely accepted lies, widely believed falsehoods, widely believed lies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	109	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	6602
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!

MyelinMadnessCraft

brain cancer, brain health, brain malignancy, brain tumor, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, immune cells, immune response, Macrophage, malignancy, myelin degradation, myelin recycling, myelin regeneration, MyelinMadnessCraft, tumor development, tumor growth, tumor invasion, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3428
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. imagine a world where macrophages are like these crazy superheroes, recycling myelin to fuel brain cancer malignancy. it’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a fantasy novel, but in minecraft form. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop bacon as loot. join now and experience the madness for yourself!