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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2682 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 832 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1252 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.
We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.