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Never-Cheating Minecraft SMP Girlfriend

10/10 girlfriend, anthropomorphic fox, anthropomorphic lover, dominant genes, Everlasting love, faithful companion, fantasy babies, fantasy love, fantasy offspring, fantasy relationship, fox lover, furry partner, genetic dominance, Girlfriend, loyal offspring, loyal partner, Minecraft, mythical genetics, mythical romance, NeverCheating, smp, unconditional love, unique genetics, unique relationship

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	858297	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can find love in the most unexpected places! Join us and you might just stumble upon a 10/10 girlfriend who will never cheat on you or leave you. But here’s the catch – she’s an anthropomorphic fox! That’s right, she’s cute, cuddly, and ready to build a life with you in the virtual world.

Not only will you have a loyal and loving partner, but you can also have babies together. Just be warned, her genes are dominant so your little ones will definitely take after her foxy features. But hey, who wouldn’t want a family of adorable fox-human hybrids running around in Minecraft?

So come on and join our SMP for a chance at finding true love with a foxy twist. Who knows, you might just end up with a whole clan of fox people ruling the server!

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	7962
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Buildings Constructed:	28

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1438
Dragon Eggs Found:	7297	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	434	Magic Items Found:	5215
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	7963	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	4641	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1897	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Farms Harvested:	482
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	151
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	182
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!