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Cheater’s Retreat

acceptance, Affair, anger, Cheaters, Cheating, coming out, confusion, Conversion Therapy, Divorce, family counseling, family drama, forgiveness, Hillsong, Infidelity, LGBTQ, loyalty, parent conflict, Parent-child relationship, parent’s new partner, Pastor, Retreat, toxic environment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, Harsh, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive response, Loneliness, love, love quotes, LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, sad, unrequited love, worst reply

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

BUILD, cherish, Experience, family, Favorite, favorite memory, Friends, Happy, joy, LAUGH, Laughter, love, Memory, MemoryCraft, moment, nostalgic, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Special, Treasure, unforgettable, why

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	307132	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

GazaVaxCraft

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, disease prevention, Fighting, gaza, GazaVaxCraft, global health, health crisis, health diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, medical intervention, MIDDLE EAST, polio vaccination, public health, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination program, war-torn region

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	718
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

11YesWins

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	595563

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, DepressoSymptoms, early sign, emotional well being, geriatric care, Memory Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, older age, senior health, Symptoms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

achievement, Admirable, Decade, DiamondDiva, excepțional, eXtraordinary, female empowerment, FEMINIST, GROUNDBREAKING, Icon, influential, inspiration, leader, Minecraft, Powerful, respected, revered, Role Model, Server, Successful, trailblazer, Visionary, WOMAN

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

AFO, Anime, Antagonist, battle, Character, countenance, Defeat, defeated, Diamond, Evil, lol-worthy, main villain, Manga, Minecraft, miner, mocking, muzan, Pathetic, Powerful, Shounen, showdown, single, smp, sukuna, villainous

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Votes:	9873	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyBabyNames

advice, Baby name, bil, CraftyBabyNames, DAUGHTER, debate, decision, family, GRANDMOTHERS, husband, Joanna, K.J., Katherine, Mary Elizabeth, Mother, Nephews, nieces, secret, Siblings, sister, Twins

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

LostMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Costly mistakes, Emotional loss, Expensive loss, financial loss, HEARTBREAK, Losing something cherished, Losing something dear, Losing something important, Losing something irreplaceable, Losing something precious, Losing something significant, Losing something valuable, lost possessions, Lost relationships, LostMyDiamonds, Material loss, Minecraft, Priceless memories, regretful decisions, sentimental value, smp, valuable items

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of losing your diamonds in lava or your best friend stealing your enchanted sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to protect your precious belongings! Join us and experience a world where griefing is a crime punishable by being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for a week.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that only explodes on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare artifacts and hidden traps. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding minecart.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs, join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!