CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	339
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3932
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Votes:	9734	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	275
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Emeralds Found:	1280	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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