low iq people Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	613	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crops Grown:	4638
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	286	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	772
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

award-winning scenes, best scenes, cinematic greatness, classic scenes, Entertainment, favorite scenes, film, filmography, greatest scene, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movies, must-see scenes, SceneStealer, small screen greatness, smp, television, Top Picks, top scenes, TV, tv shows, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	4280
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.