New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

    Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1778
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchantments Applied: 139
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

    Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

    Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

    So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mine Land

    Mine Land
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9029
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3582 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    S E R V I D O R D E M I N E C R A F T J A V A 1 . 2 0 . X DISCORD: https://discord.gg/mine-land Opening: 11/20/2024 at 5:00 pm Play with friends and make new friends here!

    mineland.haskhosting.com.br

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Heroines R Us Minecraft Server

    Heroines R Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9906
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5650 New Chunks Explored: 801742
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is ranked number one in all the important categories at the prestigious “Kono Light Novel Ga Sugoi! 2025” ranking! We’ve got the best light novel, the best illustrator (Imigi Muru), the best male character (Kazuhiko Nukumizu), and even the second best female character (Anna Yanami)! Join us and become a part of the epic saga of “Too Many Losing Heroines” where you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • When will this meme end? Minecraft SMP

    When will this meme end? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5207
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of baby zombies will serenade you with a rendition of “Despacito”. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into flying pigs.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Savory Steam Rises Minecraft Server

    Savory Steam Rises Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3127
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the virtual world is so delicious you can almost taste it! Picture this: savory steam rising from the pixelated landscapes, spices dancing on a warm breeze, and flavor filling your virtual throat as you explore our server.

    Join us for the culinary adventure of a lifetime as you chop down trees with giant forks, mine for diamonds with spatulas, and battle mobs with baguettes. Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the delicious creations being cooked up in our virtual kitchens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that, when discovered, will grant you unlimited food and power. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate culinary treasure?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering landscapes you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re going to need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP

    The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1294
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 104

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever because apparently Russia has nukes left for only 2 weeks! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the virtual world while trying to avoid getting blown up by rogue missiles.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold all our epic PvP battles and build competitions. Who knew that surviving in Minecraft could be so intense?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart both your fellow players and potential nuclear threats. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Space Age Minecraft Server

    Space Age Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2132
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 5816 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Zombie Dances: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server, where you can become the Son of Heaven and rule over all under heaven in the Celestial Empire! We promise you’ll feel like a total boss with a name that goes so hard, even the Chinese Empire would be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come conquer the virtual realm and show everyone who’s boss!

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  • CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4438
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old burgers on your Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because we are serving up some fresh grillin’ edition content that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the latest chapter of DELTARUNE.

    Forget about the old game, we’ve got the new game with progress updates that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the merch – you won’t be able to resist buying it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Undertale/Deltarune text dumps and screenshots for a deep dive into the lore. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our writebins and comicbins for some inspiration.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with burgers, DELTARUNE, and all things Minecraft. It’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eevee Nation

    Eevee Nation
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Zombie Dances: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Eevee Nation The ultimate Eevee-themed Minecraft survival server, where Cobblemon fans thrive! Explore our expansive 10,000 x 10,000 block world packed with exciting features:

    Custom Biomes: Breathtaking landscapes powered by Terralith, Terrestia, and Realms Unexplored. Xearo’s Minimap: Navigate effortlessly while spotting nearby Pokémon icons. Shiny Alerts: Get precise X,Y,Z locations for shiny and legendary spawns. Lag-Free Gameplay: Skiesclear ensures smooth play with regular mob and item cleanups. Biome-Specific RTP: Instantly teleport to random locations or biomes of your choice. In-Game Economy: Trade and shop easily using Impactor and the GTS system. Lootballs Mod: Discover Pokéball-themed loot boxes scattered across the world. Egg Stat Previews: Strategize breeding with MoreCobblemon tweaks. FTB Ranks: Climb time-based ranks and unlock rewards as you play. Chat Customization: Add flair with colorful emojis and personalized title bars.

    Created solo by Rayneswirlhorn, Eevee Nation is a labor of love. Join our growing community and help shape its future!

    135.148.150.111:50019

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  • Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server

    Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4185
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 226 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even catch Poko streaming live as he tries to survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
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