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ParuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Towns Built:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

ParuCraft is cozy server where players can come and feel at home. We invest in comfy plugins like Brewery, PyroFishing, ArtMap, and Towny to truly cater to those who want a relaxed community experience. Greifing is not permitted, and KeepInventory is on. Our server also includes things like mcMMO and AdvancedEnchants for those who like grinding and crafting powerful player builds, but we emphasize that all pvp should be consentual.

We hope to see you in our friendly little community, and remember! There’s always room for you on ParuCraft.

play.parucraft.net

WideEyed SMP: Where even Iron Golems get lost in the mods!

Adventure, Artifacts, challenge, Character customization, Community, creative building mechanics, creativity, custom armors, Discord, DISCOVER, fresh start, Golems, hats, immersive experience, Iron, join us, Lost, Modded, Mods, new ores, proximity voice chat, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique ways of travel, weapons, wideeyed, wideeyed smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

WideEyed SMP Overview

Features	Description
New Ores	Discover exciting new ores in the world.
Custom Armors	Equip yourself with unique custom armors.
Weapons	Use powerful weapons to defend yourself.
Artifacts	Find rare artifacts with special abilities.
Unique Travel	Explore new ways of travel in the game.
Creative Building Mechanics	Challenge yourself with creative building mechanics.
Proximity Voice Chat	Immerse yourself with proximity voice chat.
Hats	Customize your character with unique hats.

WideEyed SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join WideEyed SMP?

A: You can join by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/RR5TctS2

Q: What makes WideEyed SMP different from other servers?

A: WideEyed SMP offers unique features such as new ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts, and more creative gameplay mechanics.

Q: Is WideEyed SMP a tight-knit community?

A: Yes, WideEyed SMP is a tight-knit community that welcomes adventurers looking for a fresh start.

Grocery Store Girl Minecraft Server

#youtube, amazed, Culture Shock, Dutch, European, Experience, Exploration, Food, Foreign, girl, grocery, grocery store, International, Minecraft, Netherlands, reaction, Russian, Server, shopping, Store, travel, Video, viral, vlog

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1494	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9097	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through a magical world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and lava that flows with chocolate milk (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Every player gets their own personal pet dragon that can breathe fire, fly you to the moon, and even do your homework for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Wireless Tech Slayer Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, slayer, smp, Tech, wireless

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1969
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Potions Brewed:	160
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to destroy all wireless technology in the game! Why, you ask? Because we believe that the only way to truly connect with each other is through good old-fashioned wired connections. Plus, it’s just more fun to watch things explode when you unplug them, am I right?

Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid our world of all things wireless. From blowing up WiFi routers to smashing smartphones, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with evil Bluetooth devices – those things are sneaky little buggers!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and wires rule supreme, then look no further. Come join us and help us in our quest to bring an end to all wireless tech – one explosion at a time!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

Airbnb, AITAH, Boyfriend, Budget, compassion, double check, embarrassed, groomsmen, gut feeling, hour drive, lack of empathy, lack of respect, LEAVING, Minecraft, not invited, not welcomed, rehearsal dinner, Server, Tears, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6184	Mines Excavated:	1006

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more welcome than this poor soul at a wedding rehearsal dinner? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out or disrespected like this unfortunate individual. Our community is filled with friendly players who will make you feel right at home, no matter what. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash a virtual wedding and take someone’s spot if you want – talk about drama! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to a better, more inclusive world together!

SwarmCraft – No More In-Laws

Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family, hobbies, husband, in-laws, inlaws, Kids, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, Respect, socializing, Support, SwarmCraft, Time management, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6138
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of your in-laws buzzing around you like pesky bees? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the swarm of family members invading your personal space!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No in-laws allowed, only fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with clingy family members.

Imagine a world where you can finally have some alone time to enjoy your hobbies without any judgment or interference. So come on, join us and say goodbye to the constant buzzing of relatives in your ear. It’s time to reclaim your sanity and build the Minecraft world of your dreams!

LostCraft: Appreciate the Blocks

absence.., appreciation, Awareness, blocks, cherish, emotional impact, Gratitude, hindsight, lesson learned, Loss, LostCraft, missed opportunity, Nostalgia, perspective, perspective shift, realization, Reflection, regret, sentiment, Value

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1762	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291

Have you ever lost your pet parrot in Minecraft and realized how much you took its annoying squawking for granted? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with an abundance of obnoxious parrots just waiting to drive you crazy! Join us for a wild ride of bird-filled chaos and never take your feathered friends for granted again!

CongoCoupCarnage

African politics, American citizens, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCoupCarnage, coup attempt, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, failed coup, foreign affairs, high profile case, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial process, justice system, legal consequences, Legal System, Political unrest, sentencing, US citizens

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!

Cash Out Craze: Bet Big, Win Bigger!

AMOUNT, Availability, Behavior, Bet.., bets, betting patterns, big, BIGGER….., Cash, cash out, Choices, CRAZE, Decision making, finance, financial incentives, gambling, gambling addiction, INCREASED, participants, postbet option, Psychology, research, Risk, STUDIES, study findings, WIN

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got cash-out gambling like wut even is that?? u can place huge bets and then cash out like a boss, makin u feel like a high roller in the virtual world. studies show that people go cray cray and bet 35% more when they can cash out, so come join us and get ur bet on! who needs diamonds when u can win big and cash out like a pro? come join the madness and let’s get this virtual party started!

What is the IP for AngryJoeShow Minecraft Server?

angryjoeshow, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4003	Animals Bred:	82
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gods Slained:	0

AngryJoeShow, also known as Joe Vargas, is a popular YouTube personality and video game reviewer. He is known for his entertaining and animated reviews of various video games, movies, and pop culture topics. With a large following of loyal fans, AngryJoeShow’s no-holds-barred opinions and humorous delivery have made him a prominent figure in the online entertainment world.