| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 377 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Towns Built: | 1 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2171 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4527 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5657 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 121 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3899 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 328 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6897 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7067 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9321 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1125 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4090 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1121 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3657 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1072 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 191 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3120 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 77 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
