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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	217	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimension Hops:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6822
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Dragon Eggs Found:	5578	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4085
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	6393
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”