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CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Star Shards Collected:	186
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Emeralds Found:	4865
Villages Defended:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3721
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8575	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!