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FlagMarchCraft

coexistence, Conflict, controversy, Cultural, demonstration, Diversity, flag march, FlagMarchCraft, International, Israeli, jerusalem, Jerusalem landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim Quarter, nationalist, Peace, Politics, protest, Religious, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3598

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

CraftyBanterMC

Analysis, banning, Behavior, Communication, CraftyBanterMC, data, Digital, Discourse, fake news, findings, INFORMATION, Jan. 6, Misinformation, Northeastern, ONLINE, Platform, research, social media, study, twitter, Users

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9788	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN TWITTER USERS AND REDUCE MISINFORMATION LIKE A BOSS. AFTER JAN. 6, WE BE IMPROVING DISCOURSE AND MAKIN’ DA WORLD A BETTER PLACE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT DA FAKE NEWS WITH US. WE BE BUILDIN’ A COMMUNITY OF TRUTH SEEKERS AND BLOCK BREAKERS. LET’S GET LIT AND MINE SOME BLOCKS, Y’ALL!

FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, classism, comparison, Edition, FlawlessCraft, flaws, Hide, INEQUALITY, physical appearance, Poor, Privilege, Rich, Seek, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, social status, societal standards, Stereotypes, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

UNRWA School of Explosive Fun Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, explosive, Fun, gaza, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, idf, international law, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, palestine, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when BAM! IDF comes in and strikes some Hamas terrorists inside an UNRWA school in Gaza. Like, what even is happenin’ here? Join our server for some wild, unpredictable action and maybe even witness some crazy stuff like this go down. Who knows what’ll happen next? It’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and excitement. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, COMPOUND, Conflict, gaza, global crisis, Hamas, HamasHavoc27, international news, Israel, jets, Killed, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, School, SCHOOLs, strike, violence, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

AirportUberNoMore

Airport, AirportUberNoMore, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, disability, Driving, Elderly, exhaustion, Expectations, family, favoritism, Guilt, parents, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, social anxiety, Support, Transportation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your airport drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will transport you to a world where you never have to worry about driving your parents to the airport again!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual airport, complete with baggage claim drama and delayed flights! You’ll be so busy constructing your dream airport that you won’t even have time to think about real-life airport pickups.

Plus, our server is filled with magical creatures who can help you with all your transportation needs. Need a ride to the airport? Just hop on the back of a flying unicorn and you’ll be there in no time!

So say goodbye to airport stress and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

aggression, ARMS, arms trade, Conflict, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, Emporium, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Military, Minecraft, putin, Putins, russia, Server, strike, Supply, threat, Warning, weapons, West

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, An Eventful Vacation, An Everlasting Dream Intertwined, Bennett, character demo, Character Teaser, clorinde, CraftyGenshin, Daily check-in rewards, discover traces explore nature, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, Minecraft, Natlan Preview, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Wanderings, Server, Sethos, The Road Not Taken, Thoma, useful links, Version 4.7

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness!

Join us for the chance to meet characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and other wacky personalities that will keep you on your toes. Explore our world filled with candlelit shadows, silent sands, and final failsafes that will leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey down “The Road Not Taken” and experience animated shorts that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t miss out on our Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings that will leave you in awe.

With our latest version 4.7 update, “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined,” you’ll be immersed in a world like never before. And don’t forget about our web events like “An Eventful Vacation” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Company, downtown, Emotionally, Exhausting, family members, Friends, Heartless, last minute, major city, Minecraft, relationships, Requests, self-care, Server, SisStayAway, sister, stay over, Support, tired, unreasonable

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2928	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3171
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2666
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of being the designated host for all your friends and family? Do you need a break from constantly entertaining guests? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted visitors!

On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to deal with last-minute requests from annoying relatives. Build a fortress to keep them out or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their constant demands. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with unwanted guests when you can join our server and have total control over your own virtual world? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to peace and quiet in Minecraft land!

HusbandCraft Minecraft Server

cultural criticism, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural pressure, disrespectful behavior., emotional conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Values, Gender Roles, husband support, HusbandCraft, INDEPENDENCE, marital decisions, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, Pakistani culture, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sister conflict, stay at home mom, traditional marriage

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister accusing her husband of being controlling.

We promise you a unique experience unlike any other server out there. Build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even uncover some family secrets along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who gets to control the virtual kingdom!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this player dealing with her sister’s accusations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the games begin!