Lovelynails Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPorkyCameras

Apologize.., Appearance, award winning, body image, camera tricks, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, criticism, family dynamics, family visit, fat shaming, hobby, Modeling, photography, PixelPorkyCameras, retake photos, rude behavior, self esteem, self-perception, sensitivity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	4615
Towns Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Farms Harvested:	694	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	138	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled models who can’t handle the truth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to scream at you for telling it like it is. Plus, our virtual photography skills are so good, we can make even the blockiest of characters look like supermodels. No need to apologize for being brutally honest here – just build, mine, and have a good time without any fat-shaming drama. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ParentalSecretsMC SMP

Concealed, Confidential, discretion, family, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, kept quiet, off limits, ParentalSecretsMC, Personal, privacy, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, taboo, undisclosed, unshared, unspoken, Untold

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and breaking, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to control the enchantment table.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!

MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

350k, Burnout, Bust, career goals, exhaustion, financial motivation, high salary, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, MinecraftMania, personal time, stress, Time management, work commitment, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life boundaries, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life priorities, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	109
Potions Brewed:	144	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9807	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

mc.smzr.ru

The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchantments Applied:	243	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!