Lovecraft Role Play

No Soliciting Allowed!

Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor

Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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Putin’s Panic Room Minecraft Server

Attack, Citizens, civil defense, cold war, compulsory conscription, defense plan, emergency preparedness, emergency shelters, European relations, Evacuations, food rationing, geopolitical tensions, germany, global conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, Panic, putin, Putins, room, russia, Server, subway bunkers, threat response

yo, so like, germany be like “oh snap, putin be talkin smack, we gotta be ready for anything!” so they come up with this wild plan, right? they gonna build subway bunkers all over the place, like you can just hop on the train and boom, you safe underground. and they gonna ration out the food, like no more snacking whenever you want, you gotta wait your turn. and get this, they gonna make everyone join the army, like you wake up one day and bam, you a soldier now. and if things get really crazy, they gonna evacuate the whole dang country! so come join our minecraft server and see if you got what it takes to survive like a true german soldier! it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

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BidenCraft: No China Invading台湾!

Beijing, BidenCraft, China, Chinese invasion, cross-strait relations, defense posture, democratic Taiwan, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Invading台湾, joe biden, military deterrence, military intervention, national sovereignty, potential conflict, regional stability, security concerns, U.S. military force, U.S. president

LOL YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?

SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲

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BoredomBustersMC

Achieve, achieve goodness, achieve peace, biggest enemy, Boredom, boredom aching, boredom enemy, BoredomBustersMC, cause excitement, ENEMY, enemy of boredom, enemy of goodness, enemy of peace, EXCITEMENT, excitement ache, excitement enemy, goodness, goodness achieved, Peace, peace achieved

come join our server where the only limit is your imagination, and sometimes gravity. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build, then come to our server where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and a volcano that spits out marshmallows instead of lava.

so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and let your creativity run wild. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

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HorseDomesticationFail

agriculture, ancient civilizations, ancient societies, Animal Behavior, animal domestication, animal genetics, animal husbandry, Animals, domesticated animals, domestication, domestication process, Equestrian, Equine, Evolution, History, horse breeds, horse training, HorseDomesticationFail, Horses, human-animal bond, selective breeding

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE HORSES THAT WERE DOMESTICATED TWICE BUT ONLY ONE STUCK. WHY JOIN? BECAUSE OUR HORSES CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING OPERA! ALSO, OUR SHEEP HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO DANCE THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. SO MUCH FUN, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A CRAZY DREAM! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

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No Soliciting Allowed!

Putin’s Panic Room Minecraft Server

BidenCraft: No China Invading台湾!

BoredomBustersMC

HorseDomesticationFail