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Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	3132	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	150	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6762	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7462	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4557	Meteorites Collected:	0

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!