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PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	229	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6408
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2421	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Animals Bred:	80	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?