Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. We once had a player build a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, and another player discovered a secret cave filled with dancing skeletons.
If you’re looking for a server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees drop emeralds instead of leaves, then look no further! Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Just be careful of the zombie chickens – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).
So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music. It was a sight to behold, and they danced the night away until the sun came up.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their chicken and bragging rights for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!
Picture this: high school drama, love triangles, and epic battles all happening within the pixelated world of Minecraft. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through the drama-filled hallways and battle it out with your classmates for ultimate supremacy.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you complete all 39 episodes of the anime storyline within our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server IP | murkpvp.sparked.network |
|---|---|
| BEDROCK IP | 103.152.196.66 |
| BEDROCK PORT | 19132 |
This Minecraft server is hosted in Sydney, providing a lag-free experience for players in Australia and New Zealand. It offers old school PvP, raiding opportunities, skill building, and a friendly player base.
All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, allowing them to teleport within the survival world and start playing immediately. The server has a proximity voice chat feature enabled and promises no lag for Oceanic players.
Features:
A: The server IP is murkpvp.sparked.network.
A: Yes, the server offers old school factions without claims, stackable and upgradable spawners, player-based auctions, combat pets, and no pay to win system.
A: If you are experienced in handling plugins and interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message on Discord to inquire about the positions.
Not only do we have epic builds and mini-games, but we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest Pepe memes. Rumor has it that if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudrick. Join us in our quest to appease Spudrick and receive his blessings of infinite diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme-filled adventures begin! And remember, always praise Spudrick the Potato King.
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.
And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.
Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.
So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.
Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.
IP: 172.96.164.101:25583
Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)
Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.
By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.
There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details
172.96.164.101:25583
Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.
True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.
Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.
Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.
Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
blockify.playmc.at
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!
