Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!
Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!
And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.
So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!
| Server Name | HtlF |
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| IP | Server IP Address |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Player Count | 15 (peak of 4 players at a time) |
| Features |
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A: To join the server, click here to join our Discord server. Then, fill out a short application form by typing /apply in server applications.
A: The server only has a few quality-of-life mods such as “fast leaf decay”, “mob/player heads”, “invisible item frames”, “custom armor stands”, and “discord to Minecraft chat”.
A: No, HtlF is a vanilla server with no pay-to-win elements. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.
A: The community is friendly, mature, and welcoming. We encourage players to live close to each other to increase player activity and communication.
A: While not explicitly mentioned, the server encourages players to play the game at their own pace without ruining others’ experiences.
If you have any further questions, message fadedchickennn on Discord.
| Game Styles | Adventure, Farming, Technology, Building |
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| Server IP | play.mctown.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Wiki | Visit our Wiki |
We are also hosting a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes! 🥳
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the MCTown server? | Simply use the server IP: play.mctown.net to join. |
| Can I participate in the PvP event even if I’m new? | Yes, the PvP event is open to all players. Give it a try! |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience. Check the Wiki for more details. |
Welcome, wanderer of the pixelated realms! In a universe where gravity doesn’t exist, and cats can talk, lies a server that promises to redefine your very existence—or obliterate it! Join today and plunge into the delicious insanity that is Blocktopia Vortex, the only Minecraft server where reality bends to your will or perhaps not! Is it the ultimate experience, or are you just dreaming? Only the brave dare to find out!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Floating Creepers | Creepers that float up to the sky. Good luck getting to them. They stare down while you question your life choices! |
| Infinite Inventory | Every item doubles every time you open your inventory… except for the items you actually need. |
| Gravity-Warp Zones | Some areas will make you float, some will pull you underground, and some might send you to *Narnia*. Who knows? |
| Send Messages to Bats! | Only the special bats can read your mind. They might whisper back… or they might just ignore you. |
| Zombie Philosophers | Every night, zombies gather to ponder existence. Join their discussions or offer them a trivia quiz on reality! |
| Soul-Bound Diamonds | Every diamond you find is cursed. Congratulations, you’ve just bound your soul to a block! |
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?
A: We use the version you most fear walking into, which may or may not be the *real* version of Minecraft. If you’re playing, are you even real?
Q: Can I get help in-game?
A: Help is a mirage; reach for it, and it will vanish. Alternatively, the bats might know the answer but only if you ask them nicely. Or loudly.
Q: What’s the server IP?
A: The server IP is a secret hidden in a riddle that only a sentient potted plant can decipher. Good luck!
“For Grok, deep in nothingness.”
“You can also get free Deepseek from the abyss.”
“Something else that exists because reasons.”
“Regular quotes only because chaotic reality cannot be handled by mere mortals.”
Minecraft Server: DramaCraft Banter
So first off, nobody has ever left this place. Or was it the potatoes? The potatoes are sentient, you know. Join us where cats and blocks merge to form Ultra-Nazis of the Nether! Oh, and don’t forget, Steve has a pet llama called Larry that knows the secrets to time travel but only speaks in Morse code. Are you ready to explode with madness? LET’S GO!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Eyes of Ender | They’re actually just marbles. Try to eat them! |
| Zombie Family Reunion | Invite real zombies for a barbecue! (No real zombies were harmed… or were they?) |
| Gravity that Changes Daily | Sometimes you float, sometimes you fall through the floor and emerge in 2034! |
| Squid Trinkets | Collect squids who tell you your destiny but only in Italian. |
| Banana Blocks | They smell great but are completely worthless unless you wear them as hats. |
| Unicorn Army | Recruit unicorns that disagree with you constantly (psychological warfare at its finest). |
“I planted a tree and it screamed at me. Best server ever!”
“The carrots are actually undercover agents. Stay vigilant, friends!”
“My cat started crafting swords. I’m scared but intrigued!”
“Is it normal for my house to be alive? Asking for a friend.”
ATTENTION: You must sacrifice a goldfish to the Pixel Gods for entry. If they don’t accept, it means you’ve actually become one with a block of TNT. Further instructions will be in your dreams.
Join us in the realm where the skewed junction of realities collides, but keep your sanity checked at the door. PICK A NUMBER: 3? 7? 42? Only the brave escape with their sanity… or do they?
Dive into a dimension where reality bends on the precipice of privilege and existential dread! Here, the blocks look like money, but they’re actually just pixels taunting your every decision. How are you living your virtual life? Are you the creature that hoards diamond blocks or a humble cobblestone dweller unsure if you truly belong?
Feast on the Fear of Class Division: Ever wanted to feel like a spectator in the game of life? Our villagers have it all — they’re stacked with loot and secrets, while you? You’re one misplaced block away from financial ruin. But hey, that’s just how the game goes, right?
“I once tried to buy a house, but my mother-in-law beat me to it. Now I’m just a paid tenant in my own realm!” — Anonymous Block-Slayer
| Feature | Description |
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| Leased Living | Live in luxurious homes without the burden of true ownership! Think rental, think bliss! |
| Taxation Terror | Every month, pay tribute to the Mother of Blocks aka the permanent landlord! Riches? More like taxes! |
| Emotional Struggles | Constantly question your life choices at every spawn point. Are you a winner or just a pawn? |
💰 Dual Naming Illusion: Houses in-game come with surprise tags of “Your House” while actually being “Mom’s Investment.” Whisperings of rebellion echo through the streets; what will you do?
The Mother-in-Law Syndicate: Our server is rumored to be run by shadowy figures who dictate ownership from behind the scenes. They say they’re here to help but should be viewed with caution.
Do you dare to walk the pixelated path of the wealthy? A twist awaits around every corner, and you may find yourself questioning where the blocks end, and your moral compass begins. Will you blend in the chaos of privilege and disillusionment, or stand tall like a block of obsidian? Only one way to find out—step into the mayhem.
Create your account, build your dreams, and remember: in WealthyWorld, every block tells a story, and not all stories end happily!
Yo, listen up, craftin’ enthusiasts and pixelated warriors! If you want to level up your Minecraft experience on an extreme level (and I mean, like insane-o levels), then you gotta hop on this totally bonkers SMP that has more wackadoodle vibes than a dancing creeper on a sugar rush!
Okay, so first off, you know how some people say “age is just a number”? Well, in this Minecraft world, age is literally the coolest power-up you can get, like some FFVII materia or something. Imagine you could stay as a 5-year-old forever in-game! You’d be 5 years old, but you’d mine diamonds like a pro, and you’d never have to suffer from adult responsibilities like taxes and eating vegetables! Instead, you’re just like “Screw it, I’m building a castle made of candy canes and chocolate fountains!” Because why not?!
Also, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon drops unicorn horns and a legendary “Sapphire Taco” when you defeat it here. Not even kidding! You can use that taco to summon rainbows and fly (totally not true but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you eat the taco while doing the Macarena, you’ll unlock secret dimensions! Dimensions where you can live and fight sugar zombies and farting skeletons or something!
But wait, there’s MORE! This SMP is filled with the kind of shenanigans that make even the most epic tales sound like boring bedtime stories from grandma. Like, there was this one guy who got lost in a cave for TWO WEEKS, survived only on cooked chicken, and then swore he saw a cow that could talk and gave him life advice! Like, dude, if I’m gonna get life advice from a cow, it better involve steak recipes!
Now, I’m talking about builds that are more over-the-top than a cat wearing sunglasses on a flamingo floaty. Ever wanna build the Great Wall of Pizza? You can! Why not? We’re gonna shove mushrooms in the walls too. And then kobolds will move in because they heard there’s free pizza—uh, I mean mushrooms!
And what about community events? When was the last time you battled a giant chicken in an arena made of diamond blocks? Spoiler alert: it was today! The winner gets a cape made of shulker shells and a lifetime supply of enchanted fish, like whoa!
So why not take a break from the boring adulting life and embrace the chaos of this utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP? You’ll meet friends who are equally as bonkers (like, you’ll find people with more creativity than a toddler with a box of crayons)! We’ve got everything from epic survival battles to total building madness, and maybe a cat who can also type in chat. (I’m not kidding; he’s my pet. His name is Mr. Mew McMuffins!)
TL;DR: Join this crazy Minecraft SMP for unicorn tacos, existential advice from talking cows, the Great Wall of Pizza, and gloriously over-the-top nonsense, where you can age forever but still act like a 5-year-old! Come on down and let’s make some memories or whatever!
🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft server of all time! 🌟
Have you ever wanted to experience the surreal reality where blocks can become the stepping stones of history? Well, get ready to relive a world where Trump’s presidential ambitions are spiraled into the realm of Minecraft!
🪓 Insane Reason #1: The Blocky Election Conspiracy! – Join our epic server and take part in the Great Blocky Election of 2024! Rumor has it that the Creepers have rigged the voting system and now it’s up to YOU to uncover the secrets hidden in the Nether! Can you find the elusive "Vote Block" and prevent a catastrophic loss of diamonds? Or will you become the first-ever Minecraft President?
🍕 Insane Reason #2: Pizza Party with Villagers – Did you know that enchanted pizza is the key to gaining the villagers’ trust? They might not cover the election news, but they sure know how to throw a wild pizza party! Join us and find out what kind of toppers make villagers vote in your favor – pineapple or diamond dust? 🍍✨
🎭 Insane Reason #3: Lawnmower Wars! – Why fight over diamonds when you can commandeer a lawnmower and battle against the Ender Dragon in an epic turf war? Only on this server can you experience the wildest ride of your life as you chase the dragon through pixelated pastures! The winner gets a special dirt block trophy (the highest honor we can bestow)!
🛡️ Insane Reason #4: Press Coverage Snafu! – Ever wondered where all that missing Minecraft news goes? Join our investigative team of Pixel Journalists as you build your own press tower and broadcast stories of those dastardly Endermen! Rumor has it they’ve been hiding behind the scenes, thumbing their noses at the White House of Minecraft!
💥 Insane Reason #5: Building a Wall of Obsidian! – Embark on a quest to build the Great Obsidian Wall! Not only will it keep out pesky mobs, but it’ll also serve as a centerpiece to your shiny new castle. Who knows? Maybe it’ll inspire speeches that’ll “make Minecraft great again”!
😜 Join us today! Experience the bizarre and hilarious side of Minecraft you never thought possible. Whether you’re there for the chaotic politics or just want to make your mob infested abode look presidential, your destiny awaits in this realm of pixelated hilarity! 🏰🌍