Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people just stand in doorways and leave shopping carts everywhere like a bunch of heathens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a direct line to Jesus himself who will smite anyone who dares commit such atrocities! Join us for a divine gaming experience where you can build, mine, and unleash holy retribution on those who dare to block your path or litter the virtual parking lot. Praise be to blocky Jesus!
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CartBlockers Minecraft Server
#Thoughtfulness, BIBLE, CartBlockers, Christian teachings, Christianity, Commandments, common courtesy, Community, compassion, consideration, golden rule, Good deeds, inconsiderate behavior, Jesus, Kindness, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, Moral values, Parking lot etiquette, Respect, Selfishness, Server, social responsibility
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!
Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!
And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.
So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!
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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow
biblical teachings, Blessed, blocks, Christianity, compassion, divine guidance, eternal life, FAITH, forgiveness, happen, holycow, humility, Jesus, JesusCraft, Kindness, love thy neighbor, miningforheaven, miracles, moral compass, Redemption, religious beliefs, Role Model, salvation, Selflessness, spirituality, Watame, what would jesus do
Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyLGBTQ+Love
acceptance, attraction, Bi, Bisexual, Community, CraftyLGBTQLove, DATING, Diversity, equality, experiences, gender, LGBTQ, love, Men, Perspectives, Preferences, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women
Are you tired of dating in the real world and ready to dive into a pixelated love affair? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and blocky love triangles. Date men, date women, date creepers for all we care! The possibilities are endless in our virtual world.
Experience the thrill of building a relationship while building your dream castle. Will your partner be a knight in shining armor or a damsel in distress? Only time will tell on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the love (and lava) flow! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos.
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RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server
aid worker, Belarus, Belarusian Law, Capital Punishment, Charity, crisis response, death, Foreign Worker, German Red Cross, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian, international news, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, Red Cross Society, RedCrossCraft, sentenced, Server, volunteer, workercome join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!
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ShadowCraftUK
British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFAREyo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!
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LotteryLuckMC
chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket
lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.
plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?
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VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone
animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!
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Astrolink
Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior
Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.
Here’s what awaits you:
Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.
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Blocky Identity Minecraft Server
acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.
So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!
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CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama
aita, Boundaries, common law, CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama, credit card debt, DEBT, early retirement, family pressure, financial independence, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, investment strategy, living arrangements, long-term commitment, personal finance, property investment, raffle winner, relationship dynamics, retirement planning, student loans, useless degreeAre you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!
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GriefCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wild and wacky!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious caves filled with treasure and danger around every corner.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your lost loved ones what they’re missing out on in the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!
