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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8116 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!
