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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5488 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 147 |
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