CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2236
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9025

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Endless Cravings for Vanilla SMP on EternalCraft – Serve up the Laughs!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	910	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dimension Hops:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Daily Backups	Ensure your progress is safe with daily backups.
Longevity	Embrace longevity on EternalCraft with no resets.
Active Members	Join a community of active members on the server.
Vanilla Survival	Experience a vanilla survival gameplay on EternalCraft.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Du4sfnGkUQ

Q: Is the world permanent with no resets?

A: Yes, EternalCraft does not reset the world, ensuring longevity for your progress.

Q: Are daily backups taken?

A: Yes, daily backups are taken to safeguard your progress on the server.

Pixelated Smackdown: Retroid 4 Pro vs Odin 2

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be able to emulate up to Ps2 games while building your very own virtual world. Why settle for just building houses and farms when you can also relive your favorite childhood games in Minecraft?

Not sure which emulator to choose? Well, let us tell you a little secret – our server has a magical potion that enhances the performance of any emulator you choose. So whether you go with Odin 2 or Retroid 4, you’ll have the best gaming experience of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft players who have mastered the art of building pixel art using only their toes. Join us and become a part of this exclusive club – who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure they’ve been guarding for centuries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

She might still be AFK, but I’m still happy for Diamonds

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to save the virtual world of Vtubing from stagnation! Our server is ruled by the eternal kamioshi Pippa, who has achieved self-sustainability and is on a mission to reach the Great Powers. Rumor has it that Pippa will bring back the dead to help her cause, so even in death, you can still win on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join now!

SlickMC

Bosses, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Items, MCMMO, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

SlickMC is a towny survival server with custom biomes, bosses, items and more without going to far out of vanillas capabilities.

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aSimple Earth

BUILD, Earth, Economy, Friends, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arenas, PvP arenas, Server, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

aSimple Earth presents a 1:1500 scale replica of Earth itself. Mainly focusing on the concept of McMMO and towny we bring freedom of build, mob arenas, pvp arenas and many more mini-games for you and your friends to play.

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Section smp: Where vanilla is the only flavor we serve. Come join our buttery smooth SMP and bring your own seasoning! 1.20.4, 15+, whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5747	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	SMP
Number of Players Needed	6+
Server Theme	Chill and creative building

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players who enjoy taking their time with Minecraft, building creative structures, and just having fun in the game.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a relaxed atmosphere where they can build various towns and biomes, engage in friendly competition, and collaborate on projects.
Is there any enforced lore on the server?	No, we do not have any forced lore on the server. Players are free to create their own stories and narratives within the world.
What should players do if their items are stolen or pets are killed?	Players are encouraged to address the issue with the perpetrator and potentially recruit others to help resolve the situation through in-game conflict.
How can I join the server?	Contact _f1lthy on Discord for more information on how to join the server.

ImpendMC VS Hypixel

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

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Minecraft Server Comparison: Hypixel vs ImpendMC

Hypixel

Overview

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers in the world. It offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, adventure maps, and more. Players can also participate in tournaments, events, and competitions on the server.

Pros & Cons

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded at times
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may have long wait times
Frequent updates and events	Occasional lag spikes

ImpendMC

Overview

This server is a Minecraft server where you can meet new people that play in the PVP community of Minecraft. Our server is a random kit server where you get a randomized kit on death which you can become friends with people. So join its fun, friendly and meet new people to play with on a Minecraft Server!

Pros & Cons

Pros	Cons
Focus on PVP community	Smaller player base
Randomized kit on death	Limited game modes
Friendly community	Lack of frequent updates

FAQ

Which server is better for PVP gameplay?

ImpendMC is focused on the PVP community and offers a unique randomized kit on death feature, making it a great choice for players looking for PVP action.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to ImpendMC, making it a more bustling and active server.

Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, adventure maps, and more, while ImpendMC has a more limited selection of game modes.

CraftyButtsex: Where Minecraft Myths Meet Reality

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of people spreading rumors about the unnaturalness of gay buttsex? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a single video that debunks all those myths! Watch as two pixelated characters engage in buttsex and prove once and for all that it’s totally natural in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and receive a free pair of chuddies (that’s British slang for underwear, in case you didn’t know). These chuddies will protect your pixelated bits while you explore the vast and wacky world of our server.

So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!

KinoCraft: Where every block is a cinematic masterpiece!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one swing.

So come on down to our server and ask yourself, “Was it kino?” The answer is a resounding YES!

Ghast Network

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	5920	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

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