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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5890 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.
Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!