New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

    Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5890
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimension Hops: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting blacked is the obsidian in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

    Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DayZ pvp server Minecraft

    DayZ pvp server Minecraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7789
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 9838

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “DayZ pvp” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    ShadowDead.aternos.me:30265

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cellular Androids Minecraft Server

    Cellular Androids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5442
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server where Dabura from Dragon Ball Z shows up instead of the Androids and Cell. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Join our server to find out how the gang would deal with this devilish villain in the world of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride pigs into battle against creepers, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance battles with Endermen.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dabura himself (just don’t let him turn you into stone).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Trolled Today in Minecraft SMP

    I Trolled Today in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1345
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9446 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 4815
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Disco llamacorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that it’s said to poop out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of a few jealous thieves).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2146
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Potions Brewed: 51

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and challenges that will make MrBeast himself jealous. We’ve got diamond giveaways that will make your head spin and build battles that will leave you in stitches.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon, ready to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • chomp Minecraft SMP

    chomp Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4471
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8493 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

    Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6340
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dimension Hops: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 15749

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

    Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

    So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8514
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Nsfw Minecraft Server

    No Nsfw Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5030
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • More and More Minecraft SMP

    More and More Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4594
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 326 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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